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I am my parents
I baby talk my dog
I try for laughter

The boyfriend’s a lefty.  
And he can draw too!

The boyfriend’s a lefty.
And he can draw too!

— 4 days ago with 2 notes

I think I have a boyfriend.
I can never tell.

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
My mom’s a bitch

But I can’t tell her to eat shit cause the desire for her approval is greater. I guess she raised me right.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#family  #Hispanic  #personal  #confession 
So an ex co worker of mine was getting kicked out of her apartment.  I have an extra room at my house and decided to rent it to to her.  I can deal with the black soap scum (which I really don’t get cause it’s there every day!  How could anyone be so dirty if they shower daily?)  I can even put up with pee on the toilet seat I grew up with two brothers and a dad.  But what I cannot put up with is finding a cigarette butt under the sofa.  I don’t smoke.  A few weeks ago I asked her to move out cause she got into a fight with her boyfriend and I swear I thought I should call the cops.  She said she put down a deposit on an apartment.  I can’t wait for her to go!!!!  Its better to live alone.

So an ex co worker of mine was getting kicked out of her apartment. I have an extra room at my house and decided to rent it to to her. I can deal with the black soap scum (which I really don’t get cause it’s there every day! How could anyone be so dirty if they shower daily?) I can even put up with pee on the toilet seat I grew up with two brothers and a dad. But what I cannot put up with is finding a cigarette butt under the sofa. I don’t smoke. A few weeks ago I asked her to move out cause she got into a fight with her boyfriend and I swear I thought I should call the cops. She said she put down a deposit on an apartment. I can’t wait for her to go!!!! Its better to live alone.

— 1 week ago with 4 notes
#rooommate  #help me 
Someone buy me this!!!!!!!!!!This peacock reminds me of one that used to hang in the house in Honduras.

Someone buy me this!!!!!!!!!!
This peacock reminds me of one that used to hang in the house in Honduras.

(Source: alexbeardstudio)

— 2 weeks ago with 6 notes

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be enamored with me.

— 2 weeks ago with 1 note
#awkward  #dating 
New Dating Requirement

If you don’t like Sisqó’s “Thong Song” don’t even bother messaging me.

— 3 weeks ago with 3 notes
#dating  #single  #online dating  #forever alone  #date me  #sisqo  #sisqó  #thong song