July 2012
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@tifflincecum
That birth plan thing is one of those like trendy new things that mom’s are doing that annoys the fuck outta me. Like do you need two pages of bullet points of stuff that you want to happen in the delivery room? Like back in the day women used to just pop out the kid all on their own with no doctor around. My mom had three kids….no epidural. Thanks for letting me vent!!!
June 2012
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You can't afford a pregnancy test?
Oh I’m sorry, I guess that Louis Vuitton your carrying is a knock off then.
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Using myfitnesspal.com
Since May 22nd, lost 10 pounds. Yay!
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The deli section at walmart
Sells something called “bacon covered ham” wtf?!?!?
Anonymous asked: what does fobbykid mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
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Mom and dad missed the flight
Now I gotta wait to get my hands on some mantequilla y queaso y cemitas y pan de coco!!!!!!!!! Damn!
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This is what it has come to
So I’ve been trying to get a refund back from Sears.com for a month now. So I found the headquarters phone number and left Lou D’Ambrosio (CEO OF SEARS) a very nice voicemail. Yes this is what it takes to get my money back, having to search on line for the CEO of Sears phone number. This morning I got a phone call from James Bruder (Blue Ribbon Service Case Manager). Let’s...
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wannaraceme asked: hey. tell me about yourself! where were you born? how old are you? boy or girl? you live in nola? i don't remember following you but you showed up on my dash... and i recently just rediscovered your tumblr.
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