FOB means fresh off the boat. Which means I wasn't born in the U.S. but I think I'm totally Americanized and therefore this makes me the coolest kid you'll ever know, because you get the best of both worlds.....third world upbringing with a dash of.....MTV???? =)
I'm a FOB kid
It was really nice making out with you in the middle of the street. Also wtf is up with people here. I thought I knew I guess I didn’t. People driving the wrong way down a one way street. People walking their pets at 3 am. Drunk people stumbling.
Then I know in my heart I would get matched up with a Tom Hardy type…. Like in Bane type Tom Hardy. Yup.
That was a nice 3 hours of sitting down and chit chatting. Hope I didn’t ruin it by bringing up the story of possibly naming my vagina “Thor”
So he’s a bass player with the New Orleans Philharmonic and he was nice. We got coffee and I was my usual awkward self. Who says vaginal dryness when meeting someone new??? Me. Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t ask me out again.
How many hints do I have to drop? How much flirting do I have to do?
I just took it to awkward stage…usually guys don’t stick around when I start talking about pools of blood. Why are we still texting? What do I have to do? What do you want from me? You wanna be friends? So many questions and doubts!!! I hate single life.
With your “bigger is better” motto that you’re all about in your commercial. I love it! I’ve been saying that for a long time!
Love,
The bigger girl right here!!!!
So I’ve been trying to get a refund back from Sears.com for a month now. So I found the headquarters phone number and left Lou D’Ambrosio (CEO OF SEARS) a very nice voicemail. Yes this is what it takes to get my money back, having to search on line for the CEO of Sears phone number. This morning I got a phone call from James Bruder (Blue Ribbon Service Case Manager). Let’s hope Mr. Bruder can get me my refund. After I get my refund, I will make it my life’s mission to never shop at Sears ever again. And to make sure anyone I know that wants to shop at Sears…doesn’t. Yes this seems a bit petty…but it has been over a MONTH!!!
