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I'm a FOB kid

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I am my parents
I baby talk my dog
I try for laughter

Wtf am I gonna do

When my parents aren’t here anymore and I get so sick I can’t even take care of myself? How do adults do this thing called life alone?

— 11 months ago with 1 note
#life  #im dying 
Proclamation?  Or question?  Either way I feel you Eugene.

Proclamation? Or question? Either way I feel you Eugene.

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#single  #dating  #life  #feelings 
Say boy

It was really nice making out with you in the middle of the street. Also wtf is up with people here. I thought I knew I guess I didn’t. People driving the wrong way down a one way street. People walking their pets at 3 am. Drunk people stumbling.

— 1 year ago
#new orleans  #single  #dating  #life 
If only dating life was like the movies

Then I know in my heart I would get matched up with a Tom Hardy type…. Like in Bane type Tom Hardy. Yup.

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
#bane  #tom hardy  #dating  #eharmony  #life  #single 
Say boy,

That was a nice 3 hours of sitting down and chit chatting. Hope I didn’t ruin it by bringing up the story of possibly naming my vagina “Thor”

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#thor  #vagina  #dating  #life 

So he’s a bass player with the New Orleans Philharmonic and he was nice. We got coffee and I was my usual awkward self. Who says vaginal dryness when meeting someone new??? Me. Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t ask me out again.

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#dating  #date  #life  #vaginal 
Hey boy,

How many hints do I have to drop? How much flirting do I have to do?
I just took it to awkward stage…usually guys don’t stick around when I start talking about pools of blood. Why are we still texting? What do I have to do? What do you want from me? You wanna be friends? So many questions and doubts!!! I hate single life.

— 1 year ago with 2 notes
#single  #life  #friends  #boys 

I pick myself up.
I dust myself off.
I start all over again.

— 1 year ago
Dear AT&T

With your “bigger is better” motto that you’re all about in your commercial. I love it! I’ve been saying that for a long time!

The bigger girl right here!!!!

— 1 year ago
#at&t  #bigger  #life  #chubby  #love 
Just two days.

That’s what I gotta keep telling myself. Two days of work. That’s all I gotta get through.

— 2 years ago
#Work  #life