When my parents aren’t here anymore and I get so sick I can’t even take care of myself? How do adults do this thing called life alone?
It was really nice making out with you in the middle of the street. Also wtf is up with people here. I thought I knew I guess I didn’t. People driving the wrong way down a one way street. People walking their pets at 3 am. Drunk people stumbling.
Then I know in my heart I would get matched up with a Tom Hardy type…. Like in Bane type Tom Hardy. Yup.
That was a nice 3 hours of sitting down and chit chatting. Hope I didn’t ruin it by bringing up the story of possibly naming my vagina “Thor”
So he’s a bass player with the New Orleans Philharmonic and he was nice. We got coffee and I was my usual awkward self. Who says vaginal dryness when meeting someone new??? Me. Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t ask me out again.
How many hints do I have to drop? How much flirting do I have to do?
I just took it to awkward stage…usually guys don’t stick around when I start talking about pools of blood. Why are we still texting? What do I have to do? What do you want from me? You wanna be friends? So many questions and doubts!!! I hate single life.
I pick myself up.
I dust myself off.
I start all over again.
With your “bigger is better” motto that you’re all about in your commercial. I love it! I’ve been saying that for a long time!
The bigger girl right here!!!!