About Me

FOB means fresh off the boat. Which means I wasn't born in the U.S. but I think I'm totally Americanized and therefore this makes me the coolest kid you'll ever know, because you get the best of both worlds.....third world upbringing with a dash of.....MTV???? =)

I'm a FOB kid

“When life fucks you in the ass, it doesn’t use lube.”

— Fobbykid aka Anya

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1 year ago

When it rains on your parade, play in the puddles. That that doesn’t kill me can only make me stronger. When life hands you lemons make lemonade…extra sugar please. And when life hands you two days of rain it might fuck up your pool. I just hope and pray that homeowners insurance can fix this.

1 year ago